My sarcastic sense of humor and the use of my shock treatment that I torture my kids with is coming back to haunt me. My phone at work rings and I see it is the house, so I love to drive the kids nuts and the phone is my favorite tool as they have no visual aids to help them understand. I grab the phone and say “Hello county health department”. With out one moment of hesitation my daughter says “Yes I need birth control right now”. I almost choked myself laughing. She got me so good. Then she say’s “Mom I know it’s you”, as if I am the lamest person on earth. I guess I need to find another way to torture my kids. The phone no longer works.