Phone torture doesn't work any more.

                             

          

My sarcastic sense of humor and the use of my shock treatment that I torture my kids with is coming back to haunt me. My phone at work rings and I see it is the house, so I love to drive the kids nuts and the phone is my favorite tool as they have no visual aids to help them understand.  I grab the phone and say “Hello county health department”. With out one moment of hesitation my daughter says “Yes I need birth control right now”.  I almost choked myself laughing.  She got me so good. Then she say’s “Mom I know it’s you”, as if I am the lamest person on earth.  I guess I need to find another way to torture my kids.  The phone no longer works.